Like so many child actors or ‘chactors’ they suffer from the terrible disease know as adulthood… suddenly screaming ‘O my God, Mom!! Reese just gave me a wedgy’ at 25 doesn’t for some reason doesn’t capture many peoples imagination. So what’s old Malcolm up to now?
The first port of call has to be the adrenaline fueled action packed Frankie Muniz Racing it’s a bit of a webfail in itself, but kind of makes an effort to look slightly interesting. Just like the STIG off BBC’s TopGear, we will never actually know if Malcolm in the middle races cars as you’ll see from the pictures…or not. Have a peekette at the moonfaced child for yourself. frankiemunizracing.com
Up at the next chicane is an absolute stonker of a webfail, this time though it’s one of Frankies’ biggest fans doing the DRIVING, which we can only assume is under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs… It truly is a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes arent’ already sore they will be after 5 minutes of this royal blue mess.
Some of the highlights, if they can be called that are the Penpals section (0-9 years old need not apply.) Anyone over the age of 9 will no doubt find a pal of the pen variety to talk endlessly about Frankie Moonface with. We did try our hardest to sign up, but failed. Let us know if you fair any better. frankiemuniz.co.uk
*Novelty fact*
He owns the Volkswagen Jetta from The Fast and Furious, which the scrawny white nerdy kid drives in the film…wonder why he got that?
And finally a little something from youtube, it’s not real but it is hilarious, well depends how you feel about death… This video is a great example of stu-tube-idity the creator even states in the info that it was just a ‘sort of prank’ and it still produced comments ‘He’s not dead you idiot’ & ‘OMG when did this happen?’ have a look for yourself the comments are comedy gold. R.I.P Frankie Muniz #ep09