Website: bnp.org.uk

Rule Britainnia: well it is certainly quite a comprehensive site with a youtube channel style TV section (“We’re becoming the mainstream media!” – not with a bunch of clips off Sky you’re not); a blog about our land & people (with what seems to be a grand total of 2 comments – keep trying chaps!); and a social network (“of a similar nature to Facebook or Myspace” – except presumably you have to pass some kind of race/racist test before joining).

They do seem to be trying to stay with the game on all this web lark. Er, their URL structure is quite good.

The shite cliffs of Dover: well there are pop-ups of Griffin’s fat, sweaty face everywhere. Its an overdose of blue! I mean jesus, we get that you like Britain but even the Nazi party didn’t just use the German flag. In fact they could probably teach you a thing or two about branding. The nav is broken, click the ‘Help’ button for them to tell you – in a fun way! – how to get where you want to go (how about you fix your site?).

There are all sorts of odd plug-ins on different pages (a bunch of them showing ‘document deleted by user’) and adverts proclaiming ‘your advert here for free’ – what’s that BNP, struggling to get backing? The content appears to have been written by a drunk tramp. Oh no, that’s their policies.

Also if you can find their shop (the link in the nav doesn’t work, you’ll have to follow the ads proclaiming ‘Excalibur’!) the problem with the whole BNP dream becomes clear… if supporting the BNP means having to listen to only white tunes: that’s Irish folk, Scottish bagpipe music and The Andrews Sisters, then we’d rather not bother and keep our racially-influenced record collection, cheers.